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Well-come back to the Ganda-gali!!...ya ya...i know...i'm writing after a long time...but things really are like this in NUS...i.e. No Use Studying!! Well, that is a comment from one of the members of GPRS. In fact, this person has raised his level from being just a member of the club to the Ex-Co. And because of him, now the club's name has been changed to GPRS2!! aakhir sequels ka mausam chal raha hai =)

First of all, I need to introduce to you, the "others"-- as in, the other members of GPRS2. Well, after Satya's departure from the Sub-Com the only left member there is Confused Soul...I'll give you an example of her "gandagi": She was trying to boost up the morale of one of her friends, when they both had a test, the next day. And while talking to her, she goes like...You don't have to be so worried yaar. All of us are in the same state.......actually, all of us are in the same country!!! :) I know,I know....You must be wondering when a person in the Sub-com can be so lame, what about the Ex-Co members. But they really are in the Ex-Co...and for good reasons!!

Pulak: One of the lamest peersons i've ever met. He's so lame, so lame...he nearly got his leg broken last year!! Once, I messaged him, "I'll come to your room in a while...say, 15 minutes". And this guy replies back to me," Said, 15 minutes". :P Tell me, how can you be lamer than this??

Ranvir: Another gem in the Lame World. This guy is too good. His consistency and quality of Ganda jokes is simply unbeatable! Once, he asked one of his friends when was she going back home. Both of them were standing at a bus-stop and his friend humourously replied,"as soon as the next bus comes". And, Ranvir says..Oh! You're going by Airbus!!

Siddharth: Well, thats Me!! And you'll understand my standard by the end of this paragraph. If you don't know, Jal-the band don't have a permanent drummer. You must be wondring, why the hell am I talking about this band from Pakistan. Thats the thing: you need to keep a lot of things in your mind to crack quality gande jokes. By the way, Pulak 'n' I already knew this fact when we were sitting in a lecture ( Pulak-- in a lecture??? I know its hard to accept it but ya...this spectacular event finally happened this sem). Our lecturer was teaching us "something" about Band-Theory and how fully filled or fully empty bands are bad conductors of electricity, while "partially-filled bands" are good conductors. And it struck me...partially filled bands, jal-the band not having a permanent drummer is a partially filled band, so it must be a good conductor of electricity...There there there...now i came to know why Water(jal) is a good conductor of electricity!!

Satya: This guy is another quality ganda cracker. Only thing he lacks is consistency. But thats doesn't matter. I'll tell you the joke he cracked which urged Ranvir to offer him a seat in the Ex-Co. Satya, Ranvir and I were passing through SRC field when I realized an urgent need to use the internet. I was like," Is waqt Net ke saamne kaun hoga?" And Satya instantly replies- Spider!! Hats off to you Satya!

Well, this was a brief introduction of the Ex-Co of GPRS2. This update to my blog might have taken even a longer time. But I was urged to write this one because Arushi n Neha kept on bugging me to write more Gande Jokes. So, if anyone really enjoys this blog(or is angry about it), please divert all your thanking (and swearing :P) services to these 2 females-my very good friends n honorary members of GPRS2. Following are some more Gande Jokes delivered by some excellent members of the Club across the globe.

CAUTION: Following matter is highly contagious.
BAHAYA JANGAN DEKAT!!

# Once, we needed to popularize the term SAS. For those who don't know, all student matters in NUS are dealt by the Office of Student Affairs(OSA). While trying to connect it to SOS, to easily popularize SAS, the advertising campaign once came by such a suggestion...
SOS + OSA = SOS + O as A = SAS

# Later it was known that the term was SASS and not SAS. This was a job under the Faculty of Arts and Social Science (FASS). Can you guess the next advertising suggestion?? Here it goes...
FASS = F AS S = SASS

# This one is from one of the newest members of GPRS2...Tejz! We were having a conversation about MCQs and someone suggested that to hit a fluke, the best guesses are b,c...n Tejz is like, 'NUS mein bhi reservation hota hai?? for BC(Backward Class)' ...(its not over yet)... I told her that in NUS buses, its written SC Auto (may be some indication of the engine) so there's a reservation even in NUS buses...and Tejz, outshining most of the members, said," You know, they want to stop reservation...thats why, they've written it on the BUS (BAS)!!" Excellent Fantastic Done!!

# These are from the Internet...Some ganda master of a similar wavelength must have thought about them..
Bruce Lee's Slam Book

1. Favorite vegetable..........................Mu Lee
2. Bruce Lee's sister-in-law's name.......... Saa Lee
3. Favorite Breakfast......................... Id Lee
4. Favourite festival.......................... Diwa Lee
5. Favorite Actress............................ Sona Lee
6. Favorite Music.............................. Qawa Lee
7. Most interesting job........................Coo Lee
8. When did Bruce Lee die................... Fina Lee
9. Favorite hill station....................... Kulu Mana Lee
10. Nick name................................. Mawa Lee
11. Favorite Hindi movie..................... Gharwa Lee Baharwa Lee
12. Favourite Pet.............................. Bil Lee
13. Favourite Outfit........................... Ghaagra Cho Lee

# How long was I in the army................. Five foot eight inches!!!

# Weather forecast for tonight............... Dark!!




Thats all for now...Leaving with thanks to some and apologies to most of the people who were able to read upto this line..=) I hope that more people will start gaining interest in such kind of humour and thus make GPA, a success.

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Leave guys...You can't see me anymore for now....and and and...don't forget to comment!! ;)

Cyaz!

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hello ppl....well, when i read Confused Soul's blog on lame jokes and lametivity, i thought, being one of the members of GPRS, i should also contribute to this site and to the people of this site who enjoyed her blog on "lametivity".
Now you must be wondering what this GPRS stands for??? NO NO NO, GPRS doesn't stand for General Packet Radio Service in the world of lametivity...actually this is our lame club.... whose permanent members are....Pulak, Ranvir n Siddharth(thats me!!). We have become so good in cracking lame jokes that people have asked us to think seriously about making money out of this "art". Now, lame jokes are often refered to as "gande jokes" or simply "gande"!! in NUS. So coz the 3 of us hit really "gande" gande jokes, I coined this term for our club....

GPRS ---------------------------------- Gande Pulak Ranvir Siddharth

plz dont stop readin... :)
You might have heard of GPA. For those of you who can't recall, GPA (Grade Point Average) is the grading system at the Indian Institute of Technology. Now during a train journey from Kolkata to New Delhi, Pulak n Me got high with our lame jokes and thats when this GPA along with GPRS came into being. If GPRS is the club's name, GPA is our motto...

GPA ------------------------------------ Gandagi Phailao Abhiyaan!!

Sorry if u cannot understand Hindi- You just missed something really hilarious in your life :D
Then instantly, as we were laughing at the above written masterpieces,came to my mind, the names of our leaders; as in our founders!!

Bal Gandadhar Tilak _______________________ (No offence)
Mahatma Gandi ___________________________ (No offence)
Rest of the founders.......yet to be found!!!

Oh you confused people...I wish you knew Hindi!! :P
Well, long after that train journey, I decided to keep a record of all this effort by Pulak n Me. So I was writing all this on a piece of paper when the idea of our National Gandathem struck my ( ganda) mind. I thought over choosing an appropriate song for our club's Gandathem. It was "not" long (do u still wonder why?) when I came across this song which clearly defines us n our intentions....

National Gandathem ----------- Sab Ganda hai par dhanda hai ye...

You're really a loser if you don't listen to Hindi music.... ;)
So that was sort of an introduction to GPRS and some other important things about the club. But there's more(sub com members n other details) and you need to hear all that. Don't worry :), I won't annoy you any more right now. Guess you've had enough for the first time! I'll stop now, but will surely come back soon...hehe...can't help it. :)

Cyaz!